Y 2.12.2008
Bakit Single Ka Pa Rin?
12) Destiny Addict
Ito 'yung mga taong hinihintay na gumawa ang tadhana na gumawa ng paraan para pagtagpuin sila ng kanilang mga "soulmates" and whatever. Ayaw kumilos o kung ano pa dahil naniniwala siya na kung sino man 'yung talagang meant for him/her ay darating na lang bigla sa paraang maaaring hindi niya inaasahan--wow, parang Serendipity.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Dadating din 'yan. 'Wag kasing hanapin!"
11) Perfectionist
Simula nung magkamalay ang taong ito, nakalista na ang mga bagay na gusto niya sa kanyang magiging boypren/girlpren. Kapag may nakilala siya at nakitang madumi ang kuko, magkadikit ang kilay, may butas sa ngipin, o parang penguin maglakad, wala na. Turn off na 'yun para sa kanya.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Ok na sana siya e. Kaya lang gusto ko 'yung ganito..."
10) Busy Bee
Pasensya na sila pero masyado kang maraming inaasikaso tulad ng libro, bolpen, papel at calculator. Umaalis ka ng 6 am sa bahay at umuuwi ng 7 ng gabi 'pag weekdays. Pagdating mo sa bahay, gagawa lang ng homework at matutulog na. Masaya ka nang makanood ng TV 'pag Sabado (at gumawa ulit ng homework). Sapat na sa'yo ang kumain sa labas kasama ang pamilya 'pag Linggo (at gumawa pa rin ng homework).
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Sorry. Wala akong time sa ganyan e."
9) Friend Forever version 1
Kunwari ka pa dyan. Alam mo namang gusto mo talaga 'yang best friend o special friend mo pero hindi mo lang sinasabi at pinapadama dahil ayaw mong masira ang pagkakaibigan niyong dalawa. 'Yung tipong 'pag may kasamang iba 'yung gusto mo, kunwari ka pang masaya ka para sa kanya pero sa totoo lang, gusto mo na malusaw na parang ice caps dahil sa Global Warming.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "I'm so happy for you!" o "Sayang naman 'yung pinagsamahan namin e."
8) Friend Forever version 2
Wala tayong magagawa pero talagang malapit ka lang sa kabilang kasarian--pero bilang kaibigan lang. One-of-the-boys, ladies' man. Hindi ka naman homo o bi pero sadyang kaibigan lang ang tingin mo sa mga taong hindi mo kapareho ng chromosomes. Masaya ka nang nakaka-hang-out lang sila, nakakakwentuhan, niyayakap nang walang halong malisya.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "May inuman ba mamaya?" (kung babae) o "Hatid ko ba kayo mamaya?" (kung lalaki)
7) Born to be One
Single-blessed ka at wala ka nang magagawa kung ganun. :) Nilikha ka siguro para maging mag-isa (pero syempre may pamilya at kaibigan ka naman, duh) hanggang tumanda ka na at ipadala sa Home for the Aged. Marami akong kakilalang mukhang ganito ang patutunguhan at hindi naman sila mga pangit o abnoy talaga. Minsan lang, masyado silang masungit.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Mag-isa ako."
6) Happy-go-lucky
'Eto 'yung taong masaya na sa trip-trip lang at kung anu-anong mga happenings. Kahit sino na lang basta no strings attached. For fun lang at walang seryosohan please. Personally, ayoko nung mga ganito. Umaapaw lang siguro 'yung mga taong ganito sa L. Magbuhos ka nalang ng malamig na tubig sa iyong buong katawan at solb na 'yan.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "I'm not ready to commit e, but I really like you."
5) Wrong Time
'Eto naman 'yung mga laging idinadahilan na masyado pa silang bata o kaya masyado na silang matanda. May mga tao raw na ganyan, 'yung pakiramdam nila laging may tamang panahon para sa pag-ibig. Pero ang labo lang kasi tuwing may pagkakataon naman, lagi nilang naiisip na maling panahon pa iyon. Oo, wrong timing lagi ang pag-ibig para sa kanila kasi madalas sumasakto kung kelan meron silang board exams, problema sa pamilya, o long test kinabukasan. :))
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "We had the right love at the wrong time..."
4) Parent Trap
Ayaw ni mama o ni papa na magkaboypren/girlpren ang kanilang unica hija/hijo kahit na 22 years old na ito at kumikita na ng sarili niyang pera. Kailangan daw magkaron ka muna ng isang strand ng puting buhok bago may makadalaw sa'yo sa bahay. O kaya, baka ikaw 'yung may problema dahil natatakot ka sa iisipin ng mga magulang mo tungkol sa taong iyong gusto. Baka kasi sabihin nila na masyado siyang bansot/matangkad/baboy/payatot para sa'yo.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Baka kasi magalit si Papa."
3) Trauma
Dahil sa dami ng mga heartbreak na iyong nadama at emo songs na napakinggan mo na noon, sinumpa mo nang hindi ka magmamahal. Ayaw mo na. Sawa ka na sa paglalaslas ng pulso, este, sa paglalagay ng mga madramang stat message sa YM at pag-iyak ng balde-baldeng luha. Awwwww. >:D< Pwede rin namang masyado kang insecure sa sarili mo kaya hindi ka makapagmatapang na magventure into some love quest.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Pagod na pagod na akong masaktan!" *hikbi*
2) Your Ex-Lover Is (NOT) Dead
Yikeeee. Mahal pa rin niya ang kanyang ex at hindi siya maka-get-over the person. Boo. Pilit pa ring inaalala ang mga tawanan, iyakan, at PDA moments nilang dalawa kahit 'yung ex niya ay nakikipag-(insert verb here) na sa ibang babae/lalaki. Sasabihin mong nakapag-move on ka na pero pag nagkwentuhan tungkol sa pag-ibig, tandadadaaaaan! Siya na naman naiisip mo.
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "I'm over him/her..." *tapos iiyak bigla :))*
1) Ayaw
Dalawa na namang kaso ito. Una, ayaw mo lang talaga magka-"someone". Hindi ko na pipilitin ungkatin 'yung dahilan pero may mga pagkakataon lang talaga na ayaw mo. Ikalawa naman, baka...ayaw kasi sa'yo nung gusto mo. And that's the shizzest thing ever! Pwedeng ayaw niya sa'yo dahil may girlpren/boypren siya, busy siya or whatever, o kaya ayaw ka lang niya talaga at wala ka nang magagawa kung ganun. :(
Laging maririnig na nagsasabing: "Ayoko pa magkaboypren/girlpren e." o "Hindi naman niya ako gusto."
you know you love me
xoxo
2:58:00 PM
Y 2.05.2008
Sagittarius 2008 predictions
Basic Characteristics Profile
The zodiac sign of Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter planet. As far as the physical structure is concerned, individuals born under Sagittarius sign usually have a high forehead, big ears and thin hair. (huwat? haha, but i do have thin hair) They have an innate leadership quality and have bright chances of being successful in a career of politics and attaining high positions. (naks! haha) Sagittarians have a good physical and mental health and are extremely hard working. (tama, tama!)
They are very intelligent and usually command respect in the society. Such individuals are always interested in the fields like politics, astrology, law, etc. (see? tama nga, i wanna take up law) Normally, they do not have to undergo any financial pressure and money comes easily to them. (wushu!) They are quite religious by nature and are always ready to help others. Sagittarians are very honest and are totally incapable of deliberate falsehood.
Find a comprehensive horoscope for the Sagittarius sun sign for the year 2008 - 2009, which has been meticulously prepared by our astrology experts!
General Astrological Predictions 2008
The planets Saturn and Ketu will remain in the ninth house in 2008. Mars will be in the seventh house, while Rahu will be in the third house this year.
Wealth, Career and Business
From wealth, career and business point of view, this year will bring mixed results for the Sagittarians.
The favorable position of the Rahu planet may result in an increase in the social standing, enhanced respect in the society, unexpected financial gain and success in business. (really?) You may get sudden and huge gains in business. Even the unemployed people have chances of getting a job or setting up a business this year.
There will be an increase in the material benefits that you are presently enjoying in your life. You may become the receiver of some good news also. After June, Rahu may change his position to an unfavorable one, resulting in slipping of money out of your hands. Please be careful while incurring expenditures. Problems and obstacles may arise in the new plans you have been making. Students will get results of their hard work. (yehey! this is a good sign)
Health
From health point of view, you need to exercise extreme care in the first half of the year 2008. Physical problems, like injury, blood-related ailments and blood pressure, may ail you. (aww...i don't wanna get sick!) The position of Mars and Ketu planet is such that you may become prone to anger. You will need to control your temper or else, you may have to encounter major problems. Towards the second half of the year, health will start to improve and you will feel happier.
Love Matters
The year 2008 will mostly be good for you from the point of view of love and relationships. This year will bring lots and lots of adventure for you. However, you need to be careful around your friends. One of them may cause trouble for you. (ooh! interesting)
Travel
The position of Rahu may result in your undergoing a long journey, even a foreign one. You may receive good news from abroad. (it's true! ahehe, i'm going out this summer!)
Domestic Life
Since the position of Rahu planet is favorable, this year will mostly be good for you from the point of view of domestic life. Your life will be full of happiness and you will be respected by your family members. There are chances of guests coming to your house every now and then. You will receive happiness and support from your kids. Your financial position will improve, bringing happiness into your family, and you may purchase new things also. In the second half of the year, someone in your family may fall ill. This will lead to some tension in the family. Even the health of your wife may fall. There may be some misunderstandings between husband and wife, so be careful.
you know you love me
xoxo
3:20:00 PM
Y
I am 36% Fat
Stuff you have eaten/drank over the
past one week.
[x] water
[ ] orange juice
[x] soda
[ ] beer
[ ] champagne
[ ] any other alcohol
[ ] v8
[ ] raspberry tea
[ ] Grape Drink
[ ] cranberry juice
[ ] apple juice
[ ] capri sun
[ ] hi-c
[x] chocolate milk
[x] strawberry milk
[x] coffee
[ ] lemonade
Total: 5
[ ] pizza
[ ] Tacos
[ ] Burritos
[x] Rice
[ ] beans
[ ] burger
[ ] lays
[ ] baked lays
[ ] subway
[ ] burger king
[ ] McDonalds
[ ] wendys
[ ] checkers
[x] ham
[x] cheese
[ ] hot dog
[x] chicken
[ ] turkey
[x] beef
Total: 5
[ ] soy cakes
[ ] chocolate cake
[ ] vanilla cake
[ ] strawberries
[ ] grapes
[ ] chocolate ice cream
[x] vanilla ice cream
[ ] strawberry ice cream
[ ] other kind of ice cream
[ ] spaghetti
[ ] spagettios
[ ] fetuccini
[ ] another kinda pasta
Total: 1
[ ] sushi
[ ] shrimp
[ ] lobster
[ ] crab
[x] fish
[ ] mac n cheese
[x] cookies
[x] snack cakes
[ ] popcorn
[ ] ramen noddles
[ ] cereal
[ ] crackers
[ ] tiggers
[x] bread
[ ] marshmallows
[ ] oats
[ ] grits
Total: 4
[ ] peanut butter
[ ] jelly
[ ] peanuts
[ ] sunflower seeds
[ ] chocolate with nuts
[ ] popsicles
[ ] lettuce
[ ] eggs
[x] bacon
[ ] poptarts
[ ] doritos
Total: 1
[ ] pudding
[ ] cheesecake
[ ] arbys
[x] CADBURY chocolate
[ ] granola bar
[ ] mango
[ ] pineapple
[ ] peach
[ ] baked potato
[x] other fruit
Total: 2
Over-all total: 18. wahahahaha
add together and times by 2 then
repost with: “I am xx% fat"
30% and under - you're anorexic, or
close to it
32% to 74% - you're normal
76% and over - sorry you're a fatty
you know you love me
xoxo
2:58:00 PM
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